August
Major - Drunk Scramble
Solo - Moffett Field
Hole 9 @ Spring Valley
Major - Drunk Scramble @ Spring Valley
If it ain't broke, don't fix it. The annual Drunk Scramble never fails to provide some of the greatest memories of our young golf careers. Testing the limits of appropriate behavior on the golf course, there will be chunks, shanks, people stumbling across the fairway, and moments we will laugh about for years to come. The 2026 Drunk Scramble will take place at Spring Valley, per our hallowed traditions. The key to success? Finding that sweet spot between too drunk to golf and too sober to compete against the teams drinking.
The Format: 2 player teams will compete in a scramble format. Each drink you complete will count as a stroke off your score.
- Example: John and Alonso shoot a score of 77 and drink 24 beers, bringing their score to 53. Kankshat and Jason shoot a score of 79 and drink 27 beers, bringing their score to 52 and beating John and Alonso.
2025 Winners: Nate and Cal with a score of 45 (68 - 23 drinks)
Solo - Moffett Field (White Tees)
Air Force bases and golf courses aren’t an obvious recipe for success — yet somehow it works beautifully here. The final monthly of the 2026 Squolf season lands at Moffett Field, a fitting stage for inevitable playoff drama.
Tight fairways and blocked tee shots make the course play every bit of the 6,300 yards on the scorecard. Careful layups and disciplined strategy will absolutely be rewarded… but where’s the fun in that? With the season on the line, this final monthly could decide someone’s playoff fate. Guess we’ll just have to wait until August to find out who will secure their shot at Squolf glory, and who will suffer heartbreak.
Par: 72, Index: 70.4, Slope: 119